gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Don't make out with my wife yet
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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