Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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