I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
