The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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