I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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