if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
how drunk are you?
Several
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
