she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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