Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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