I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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