bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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