I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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