okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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