Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
