So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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