I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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