Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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