Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
whose ass print is on the piano?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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