Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
