once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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