I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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