another moral hangover. fuck.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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