he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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