"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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