I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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