Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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