That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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