Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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