i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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