well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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