i can't believe i had my finger in that
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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