Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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