i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
