no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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