great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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