we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if only i could text you this smell
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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