I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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