i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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