we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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