Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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