Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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