Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

Thanks for last night it was amazing as always

(703): View more from Virginia

What are you talking about

(240): View more from Maryland

You've got to be kidding me

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(509): View more from Washington

The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.

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(310): View more from California

I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.

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(760): View more from California

I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked

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(305): View more from Florida

I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking

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