You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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