so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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