you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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