I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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