Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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