The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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