how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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