dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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