So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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