Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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