just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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