Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
