it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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