Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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