she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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