i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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